People need to get off their high horse regarding Scorpio’s sexual intensity. Fucking Scorpios just want to stare you down and imagine gnawing on your bones. I think a lot of people mistake their intensity as wanting to fuck everyone. Nope, you just have food in your teeth.
Common opinion of Aquarius is that they’re weirdos with incredibly loud laughs. This is true, but they’re clever as HELL. These little fucks may look like they’re horsing around, but the second you look away, they’ve discovered a new element and accidentally burned down your apartment building using only a carpet. How?